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"Sport" in which overweight Americans run 2 yards, bump into each other and fall to the ground. They then have a 5 minute rest period to recover from the "exertion". Apparently there is a ball involved, but usually the fatties let the 1 skinny black guy on the team have it and let him do all the work. Wearing padding is mandatory and seems to be of little value since the cushions of fat most players have could easily negate any damage and only serves to make it more of a pussy sport then rugby, which is hard since rugby is a game in which burly homosexuals attempt to grope each other.
Not wishing to leave the obese 90% of their population without a national sport americans invented american fatball.
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People that lived in what is known as North, Central and South America now before greedy Europeans came about 500 yeras ago and shat on the people already there in their search for gold. Every tribe is different, some lived in mountains, others on plains, forests, every climate that America contains. Original Native Americans had brown, reddish looking skin, straight black hair, big cheekbones and dark eyes. A small percentage of the North American population is of Native American descent but most South Americans have some Native American descent. Mixed with the ancestry of Spanish invaders (rapists).
Christopher Columbus thought he'd reached India when he reached the shores of a large lagoon natural harbour that is now San Salvador. His arrival was overlooked by Native American inhabitants.
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A term for someone in the United States who is willing to collaborate with the fascist regime that has taken over the country, in the same way that the Vichy French were willing to collaborate with the Nazis in the 1940s.
Even though they’re not a part of the Alt-Right, conservative politicians who fall in line behind Trump are still Vichy Americans.
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noun: A person who is half African American and half Caucasian.
Barak Obama, America's 44th President, is of Halfrican-American descent.
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A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.
"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"
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The act of shaking hands, where one party holds on to the hand while punching the other in the face, while still shaking.
After greeting his old boss, he gave him an American Handshake.
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The new Green Day CD that is so sucky that your only option is to use it as a ninja weapon and fly it at the first protester you see!
I flew mine into an anarchists nuts!
It's still embedded in his scrotum...
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