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a city in California, it's the best city in the U.S., people from S.D., N.Y., Ect. hate L.A.
Guy from S.D.: Los Angeles sucks
Guy from L.A.: stop hating bitch
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A City Known for its Beautiful Brown Skies, Superficial Locals and Sports teams with an Extreme Lack of Respect.
Thank God I don't live in Los Angeles.
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A man who is obviously a closet homo, and uses creative camera angles and middle aged women to give him credit as an "Illusionist"
"I am Criss Angel. Where is my eye liner and hair gel?"
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When one wipes one's arse and no stools remains on the tissue. An occurence which leads to one finishing the shitting process.
When I finally had that angel wipe, I knew it was time to stick my finger up my arse.
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A large metropolitan area split up into a billion 100,000 population "communities"
Weather is good, but the people are rude airheads.
Hella smog, and traffic.
People there arn't too smart. Some parts are way to ghetto.
Man Los Angeles sucks, let's go upstate to the Bay Area where it's really poppin.
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When you have a dimple on your cheek. It is said that an angel kissed your cheek when you were born giving you a dimple or dimples.
An angle must of kissed you when you were born.
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It's a bull-shit, three-ring circus, side-show of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it, is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
"As soon as L.A. is destroyed by a giant earthquake and is flushed into the Pacific Ocean like the terd-city it is...the better off this world will be."
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