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also, that person that refuses to reply, or does so so long after the intial msg that the original sender is totally clueless of what is going on.
AIM007(5:19:11 PM): sup
Aolahole is away at 7:59:46 PM.
AIM007(5:19:11 PM): hey did you see "Anchorman"?
Aolahole (7:59:46 PM): LOl yeah! "I love... lamp."
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n.
1. Any one of any of my ex-girlfriends current or new boyfriends, that date them after I do.
Derived from ancient term "fucking asshole son of a bitch... fuck-rag" used by man to describe his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend.
My ex-girlfriend Lindsay's boyfriend Ryan is a fuckin asshole, I wish he would get drunk and stumble into traffic.
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A girl which has never had anal sex.
Man i coodnt get my big dick in her pink little tight asshole
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One who comes off to most as kind but is actually an asshole.
Hence the name "Closet Asshole": meaning and asshole in the closet.
Closet Assholes are normally really nice to those they don't know but do subtle mean things that aren't super mean but are slightly irritating.
Pretty much antagonists or rebels.
ex 1: someone that leaves you to fend for yourself when the weird chick you find gross asks you out.
"My besfriend is such a Closet Asshole!"
ex 2: someone that when you say not to touch your stuff they poke it.
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Any teenager who's rich parents bought them a LT-1/LS-1 car and pay all expenses for it.
Any teenager that thinks it is cool to make their LT-1/LS-1 car as loud as possible using shitty exhasut and coay hangers to hold it together.
See FuckWagon
I was stuck behind the average asshole today in traffic.
This average asshole was driving his loud-ass camaro like a Fuckwagon
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A person who claims that their superior education and advnaced degrees qualifies that person to know better than you. Typically this person comes from a sheltered rich white family from the suburbs and has spent most of their life in academia and has no clue about the real world.
Margo, who grew up in the white suburbs thinks because she has a Ph.D in liberal arts that she is an expert of racism. Therefore, Maro is an Intellectual asshole.
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A place where children hide, they fear never to return. The only two people who have ever returned from the black hole is Tala and Jean Micheal, from a brave adventure that lasted 50 minutes in Dylans bedroom. The children need wheel chairs.
"Dylans asshole sucked in the world"
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