The day two sapphic bitches started dating, an international holiday.
"Omg today's 31st of august, let's go lesbeans!!!"
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Fortnite Burger day, the day you go to mcdonalds and ask for a fortnite burger
August 6 is fortnite burger day, we should all go to mcdonalds and ask for a fortnite burger, the look on the workers face will be awesome
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small dick day
if you're born on this date your dick is smaller than my toe
retarded friend: "im born on august 12th"
me: "you know thats small dick day right?"
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dark and dangerous or whatever but also the worst texter even though they super fun to be with in person still the worst on the phone. aka RC
hey she was born on august 23 sheβs cool but definitely the worst texter
9π 9π
August 24 National kiss a stranger day go out there only if your single though if you are just go, go kiss a stranger
What are you doing go kissa stranger National kiss a stranger day August 24
6π 6π
Anti-Simp Day
if you simp you're getting sent to simp jail until tommorow
It's August 8th, you cant simp for the whole day
3π 2π