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A new type of creature created using science when a chicken egg is about to hatch pouring a mixture of liquid with a human's DNA creates something beautiful. with the head of a kid and the body of a chick the longer you look at it the more natural it looks.
Oh my goodness Chicken Baby is adorable !!
The burning poop that occurs after eating spicy food.
I just got home from that Thai restaurant and gave birth to a baby phoenix.
A term used to describe the first born child of a divorced man and/or woman who remarries. Typically when the new couple comes together they already have children from a previous relationship. Together the new couple will have at least one biological child of their own in order to "cement" the relationship together in an attempt to make them feel more like a legitimate family.
"Great... Mom just married some old guy who already has 5 kids of his own. Well any attention that should have been paid to us kids is now going to go to their cement baby instead. Back burner and emotional scaring... here we come."
When and individual experiences a true epiphany, if you concentrate really hard, you're third eye might open and leak out.
Person 1:HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A MIND BABY!
Person 2 involved in conversation: Uhh....
Person 1: An epiphany... sorry... now, about the that...
Person 2: Dude, you really need to stop believing in you're old conspiracies.
one person who engages in a relationship with one who is underage, also known as jail bait.
sarah: ricky is such a creep. He stays going out with those jail baiters.
tina: he's definately a baby bumper
A slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.
Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.
I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.
A not so euphemistic name for the baby bump. I saw one lady with her belly sticking out like a bar fly. That was my inspiration,
Look at her baby belly! She must be expecting a litter.
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