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MICHAEL SCOTT I CANT BELIEVE HE LEFT LIKE IMAGINE IF HE STAYED IN SCRANTON BRUH WHAT OH MY GOD CODY KO SAYS FUCK THIS GUY I LOVE MICHAEL SCOTT BUT LEAVING LIKE THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
worlds best boss: im going to colorado
us: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND ITS UR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Easter of 2004, whereon several miracles took place. The exact cause of these miracles is unknown, but attributed to the greatness of that important day, to which few still pay annual tribute.
Jonas: Remember the Best Easter Ever?
Tim: We must pay tribute to that great day.
Mark: It truly was...the Best Easter Ever!
A video that is utterly hilarious yet very saddening as it is of a elderly man who cries like a drowning chewbacca. It is from a show that originally aired on A&E called Intervention.
link:
youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA
Guy : Did you see the best cry ever
Girl:Yeah I almost shit my pants watching that!
Guy:you are a heartless bitch! Yeah i did too.
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When you're really close with a member of the opposite sex and would like to date them but they refuse to date you because you are too close and they wouldn't want to make anything awkward between the two of you if the relationship didn't last.
You have best friend syndrome if...
1) You hang out with the person of your dreams more often then your friends. But ARE NOT dating.
2) They ask you to take them to an STD test or a gynecologist appointment. Or go with them as moral support to get Plan B (even though you weren't the one to have sex with her)
3) Other acts that a boy friend/girlfriend would do minus the sexual benefits, emotional attachments and etc.
Mother: So hows Andrew doing? I'm sure hes not too happy you dumped him for Josh.
Daughter: Are you kidding?! We were never dating, he just had a bad case of Best Friend Syndrome.
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best friends who love each other and kiss and eventualy will end up as boyfriend and girlfriend.
adriana- is it possible for two best friends to love each other?
Andres- yah
Adriana- then i guess we are loving best friends
Andres- I love you!!!
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Best Guy Ever is the owner of www.urbandictionary.com. Best Guy Ever has a weird obsession with utilitarianism and is also an objectivist. Best Guy Ever slings mad puss.
Best Guy Ever sure loves dick.
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it’s one of the saddest things.. when two people really get to know each other; their secrets, their fears, their favorite things, what they love, what they hate, literally everything, and then they go back to being strangers. it’s like you have to walk past them and pretend like you never knew them, never even talked to them before, when really, you know everything about them.
someone- don’t you miss ____
you- ew no... she’s my #ex-best friend
but deep down you did. you just can’t say it bc it hurts so much.
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