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n. The greatest thing that can possibly be imagined. The pinnacle or ideal.
The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!
April 12 is national blowjob day
Oh it's April 12 I'm going to give him a blowjob because it's national blowjob day
National Blowjob Day
Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on January 18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
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"Yo how's your june 9"
"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"
A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag
Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.
Poughkeepsie inhaler: defined as when your girl is going down on you... you fart on her face!
Most effective when your girl is giving you a blowjob and licking your balls, you ask her to open her mouth wide and... you push it out forcefully. Just make sure you take cover immediately upon letting it rip. You can't beat the pure pleasure of farting while getting a blowjob!
When a female gives a blowjob and uses far too much teeth until the ejaculate is mixed with blood.
"Did you see Clay walkin weird the other day?"
"I heard Bad Blowjob Barb (BBJB) got to him."
The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.