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To be overly joyed and extremely excited...in the chest.
Chi: I just saw the dark knight.
Aadhie: so?
Chi: I...I..I got a Heart-boner!
Aadhie: What the crazy?...What did you get?
Chi: a HEEEAAARTT-BOOOONNEERRR!
Aadhie: dontuuchmee!
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(n)an incredible moment in one's life which elicits the most excellent sensation known to mankind.
Person A:Dude, I just got the largest life boner you could ever imagine!
Person B: What happened?
Person A: I WON THE LOTTERY!!!
Person B: Oh mylanta. You just gave me a life boner, too!
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When you do so much good (helping others, donating to charity, ETC.) that it actually excites you.
"I've done so much good... I have a soul boner." -- Neil Patrick Harris from How I Met Your Mother.
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The mark left on a girl's leg after a long night of dry humping.
Armando: What the hell is that on your leg?!
Manda: That's the boner bruise you gave me last night... asshole.
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This could be your worst...nightmare
Some people have this..."disease"
Boner-attack is a sudden boner even you are not thinking malicious or anything, nothing, it just attacks you,anytime.And you can barely walk.
It would be embarrassing if you're in class, office, or any publics places.
It may look funny if you seen one but it hurts.
Person 1: Damn, I was walking on the park with my friends,then I had a boner attack, all people was laughing their asses off.
Person 2:................................
I wish I can saw that moment.
Person 1:(grabs pan).
...
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Kids on HALO 3 live, also known as high pitches, who say they're having sex, but really they're nine and just have a prepubescent boner
im a little kid on X Box live, I have a prepubescent boner, let's go hump pillows. (Him to his brother/friend (male))
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A scale used to measure the hottness of a chick.
That chick was a 9 on the Boner Meter
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