chung bong

Emphasize the "ng"s when pronouncing.

1. An Asian who seems to never stop studying or caring for school or is always studying way more than he/she should. This includes (but is not limited to) one that would make flash cards for everything and anything, asks unnecessary questions in class, is a teacher's pet/suckup, and/or follows every single rule and also tries to enforce them. Note: He/She does not have to get good grades to be a chung bong AND a white "chung bong" would be called a tonguelick as "chung bong"s can only be Asian.

2. An Asian who has extremely squinty eyes and/or looks like they are pissed off all the time.

Example for definition 1...:
She is such a chung bong. Seriously, everyday she is always studying for math and english and history and science and everything; It's almost as if she has no life. She even has her teacher's phone number to call if she needs help with something!

Example for definition 2...:
Haha... That student aid is such a chung bong. Look at her squinty eyes. The first thing I think of when I see her is "Chung Bong"...

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True Bong Rips

Smoking from a bong, in which you take consecutive hits with the best weed in town. Originated in New Paltz

Bro, all we do is True Bong Rips. We are like BR after BR after BR forever.

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misty bong hit

(verb) To suck a fart out of a girls ass during sex and holding it in like a bong hit.

Yo man I choked for about a half hour last night after my girl gave me an awsome misty bong hit.

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Top some bong

Used by russel peters as an slang term for smoking pot when it was really a jamaicans name

Wanna top some bong dude

My name is top som bong

Topping some bong

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bing-bong

word used to describe female genitalia

Shantell was at the girly doctor and he looked in her bing-bong.

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phatty bong rip

When chonger legends milky a phat bong and take all the smoke back leaving you nearly crying and coughing everywhere.

Josh: shit why is Lucy coughing so much
Mickel: cause Lucy just had a phatty bong rip

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Bong asshole sneeze

Another name for bon appetite

Just made some spaz egg tea with choke on late milk 😍😍 bong asshole sneeze

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