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Boob eating is like breast feeding, just you focus more on the softness then on the milk coming out of the nipples
"I now know what my baby feels like every meal- heaven"
"How do you know?"
"I just did boob feeding with my wife"
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the single greatest expression ever said by mankind
i ordered the egg mcmuffin because they were out of anal boobs
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"Fake Boobs" are good for whores and sluts to attract men for a one time fuck, The man is attracted to her under false circumstances until he finds out that her great boobs are fake boobs, He will bang her a time or two, and move on to the next girl who has the REAL THING!
A deception by girls with small boobs to look and feel better about the crappy life they have created for themselves. Also used as a way to get more work if she wants to be a successful porno star.
Men prefer girls with natural boobs, but if the bitch is flat chested or suffers from "boob sag" fake boobs are the best option for her.
Joe: something about that bitch looks funny
Max: Yeah ... its just her "Fake Boobs" that make her look funny.
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pretty self-explanatory which might arouse the question why?. I don't know why. Why do people feel the need to define "omfg" for example?...but for those who may not know, saggy boobs commonly referred to as saggies, are typically female breast which hang 6 inches inferior to the top set of abdominals. Not necessarily a bad thing unless one has 40+ years of age under their belt (NOTE: there are always exceptions.).
Young Chap: While once observing a porno featuring Beyonce, I noticed that the beautiful young lady had what appeared to be saggy boobs. But I did my research and reluctantly found that she was 3/4 of an inch away from the designated marker.
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man:
Noun
Inflected forms: pl.Huge Nipples p2. Men with knockers 1. A human male that possesses either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland.
Holy Shit! Max Zdrada has some huge man boobs!
After the gay strip club, we saw drag-queens (Men with huge Knockers).
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Boobs that are shaped similar if not identical to half cannonballs, perky, but almost too evenly round, similar to those of the league of legends character katarina.
"Hey katarina, gangplank called, he wants his cannonballs back!",
Fred:"dude, that girls tits are like two medium sized freakin cannons, talk about katarina boobs" Jake: "she can man my harpoons anyday"
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