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A mini male doberman pinscher who looks chinese. May or may not have an abnormally sized cock
hey look it's barbie. Wow! look at that massive cock. BARBIE YOU'RE CHINESEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Fish poop.. like the long stringy shit.. but it comes out of your dick after a long night of anal sex.
My boyfriend was really dehydrated and it gave me bad chinese water dragon
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When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.
Derek: How did your massage go dude?
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
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When a man puts his scrotum into a woman's vagina and fucks her repetitively with it. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum into her mouth, otherwise known as "tea-bagging"
John wasn't satisfied enough with regular fucking, so he gave her the ol' chinese wonton dip
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When during sexual intercourse the couple decides to switch positions from girl on top to missionary or vice versa while the male's penis stays in the female's vagina.
My butt's cramping up, let's do a chinese fire drill!
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This is when a woman shoves ice cubes up a guys ass. The cold sensations will cause the guy to lose his erection completely. This technique can be especially useful to help control males that suffer from premature ejaculation.
Heather's boyfriend was acting really cocky and bragging too much about himself so she gave him the Chinese Slot Machine while they were having sex causing him to shrink down to nothing.
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When your working in a restaurant and someone you hate walks in and orders food, you cum in their food and mix it in.
Enjoy your Chinese chicken wrap Tim. It was made with special secret chinese sauce.
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