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a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.
i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
Tightly wrapped blankets around a person
I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!
When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.
"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father
Girl: have you got protection
Boy: I got that darth vader condom
Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher
Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude
A girl/woman that has had sex with all/most of her male friends
a: have you had sex with Cindy yet?
b: of course i have she's the group-condom