cow eye

A cow eye is the "over-the-shoulder look" you receive from a female partner during doggie-style vaginal sex, by surprising her with anal intercourse without prior notice.

I thought she was loose banging her doggie-style, so I stuck it in her ass, unannounced. She gave me the "cow eye".

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Milking the Cow

A sex act where a guy cums on a girl's boobs then as he lies down with his mouth open, the girl wipes the cum from her boob into his mouth using motions similar to milking a cow.

I was milking the cow with Simon last night so I didn't have to swallow.

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Cow Tippin'

Seducing and sleeping with fat chicks.

Q:"I'm gonna get at this hottie over here, can you handle her fat friend?"
A:"Hell yeah, I'm goin' Cow Tippin' tonight, baby!"

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cows on ice

milk with ice cubes in it. seven year old girls drink it thinking its a really cool fancy drink when really it just tastes like cold milk

My sister had cows on ice to drink for lunch. It tastes horrible

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E-cows

When a weeb hangs around cows for long enough cows will turn into E-cows. This is treatable by going on long nature walks and getting them to socialize. Although if they get exposure to anime its almost always to late.

That cringey anime cosplaying kid got too close to my cows and they turned into E-cows.

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Cow Heavy

A description for a lady with large breasts, the origin stems from the appearance of a cow who has not lactated for an extended period of time

Captain Neckbeard of the 13th regiment was attracted to Cow Heavy ladies

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Cow Tipper

There is always that guy who is a "man whore" but usually just sleeps with ugly bitches this guy is called a Cow Tipper

"Yeah dude I sleep with a lot bitches "

"Darius those bitches were ugly I dont know if I feel bad for you or your penis you cow tipper"

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