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The feeling of guilt and/or emptiness and/or self-loathing immediately after masturbating to porn.
Overcome with The Devil's Smirk, he threw away the tissue, shut off the video of three-way midget ani-lingus and returned to his duties as Church-orphanage secretary.
When you take a shit and a piece of shit touches your already angels touched dick.
"I took the weirdest shit! First I got an angels touch, but it was topped off by a devil's punch.
The space in between the human genitals and toilet seat when sitting on the toilet.
I had the sudden urge to cough up a loogie while sitting on the toilet so I hocked that motherfucker right down the Devil's spitoon
sperm cells that are present in semen
She was such a slut. I blew my wad in her mouth and she gagged it down, swimming devils and all.
Someone who hated something before it became popular to hate on it
“Hey have you played Fortnite?”
“That game sucks ass”
“You just hate it because it’s popular”
“I hated it before it became popular”
“Oh, well you must be the devil’s hipster”
The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.
Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?
Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
Another word for a recorder, the woodwind instrument learned by 3rd-6th graders
Parent:What did you learn at school today
Child: I learned how to play the recorder
Parent: ah, the devil’s flute