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One of the best damn motherfuckign bands ever!!!
Dickhead: "Wow A Day To Remember just really sucks"
ME: "Just fuck off"
August the 14th (Exactly 6 Months after Valentines Day.) A day when its acceptable to show ya mates how much you love them with out it being gay!
Bromance Day is a day when A Hug, Dinner and movie. Things you normally do with a chick on a date but would rather do with your mate!
Sweetest Day is a holiday celebrated every year on the third of October, primarily only in the Mid-West. Many people refer to Sweetest Day as a "Hallmark Holiday", meaning that it is a made-up holiday, in order for candy, card, and flower stores to increase their profits.
The creation of Sweetest Day is often attributed to Herbert Birch Kingston, a local candy company employee. The first Sweetest Day was October 8, 1921 in Cleveland, OH, where The Sweetest Day in the Year Committee distributed over 20,000 boxes of candy to "newsboys, orphans, old folks, and the poor". It was a generous way to show love and appreciation to the poorer folk, who Kingston felt were neglected by the community.
Nowadays, Sweetest Day is a day to shower the ones you love with gifts and make them feel special, just like Valentine's Day. Even though, many people believe that Sweetest Day is for the guy and Valentine's Day is for the girl, that's not true. It's just another day to show love, respect, and appreciation for family, friends, and loved ones.
*Hands your best friend a box of chocolates*
"Happy Sweetest Day! Thanks for always being there for me. I really appreciate it and I love you dearly."
A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"
First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!
The day in which after multiple nights of partying you take a day to rehydrate and prepare yourself for the next cluster of parties to come
Bro after this party we should consider a recovery day.
A "Yes day" is the one day that parents pick to say yes to everything their kids want or ask for. There are still some rules to a "Yes day" though. Rule one, parents can't use their phones. Rule two, the kids can't ask for anything in the future like a dog. Rule three, the kids have to earn a "Yes day", like do an extra chore. Rule four, parents CAN'T say "no" the whole day otherwise it defeats the purpose of a "Yes day". Last but not least, rule five, have fun and enjoy!
Kids, we're going to have a Yes day in two weeks!
The term given to a day at work when you just don't want to be there. Often accompanied by a special shirt or hat and a smart ass attitude.
Oh happy day, another shift at my dead end job. ..... Happy Zerofucksgiving Day!