the chinese dictator of the lulz
All: All hail Lmao ze dong!!
Bob: roflmao comrade
When one has a sexual partner that you are not emotionally attached to but have sex with regularly. The action of ding dong dick is to represent the easiness of which getting sex with them is. Just ringing the doorbell will provide intercourse. The phrase is also a play in ding dong ditch.
I went over to her house to play ding dong dick
A man's penis, when flaccid, that is more than twice the size of most men's erect ones.
I've never had gay tendencies, but this guy next to me at the urinal whipped out a donkular ding dong and I got dizzy.
Shock and amazement at a developing situation.
Ding dang dong!! Can you believe he went and dunked that ball?
Knocking at someone's door and running.
bib: hey lets ding-dong-ditch someones house
been: let's go!