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Suck a fart out of someone's ass and blow it out over a lit flame while yelling 'rawwwwwwr'.
He made me do the angry dragon. Does sucking a fart out of a mans ass then blowing it out over a lighter while yelling 'rawwwwr' make me a whore?
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2012, according the chinese astrology. A year of robust health and, if you are born this year, you are powerful, arrogant, and extravagant. You will rule the world because the dragon is so magnificent and widely revered in the chinese zodiac.
"I was born in the year of the dragon, therefor, I have a rich strong healthy robust life full of dramatic elegance, courage and strength."
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Snarf dragon is when the female or male performing the oral act on a male has a cold. The timing of ejaculation and sneeze must be at the exact same time. Resulting in an explosive burst of sperm and mucus from the nose onto the penis.
It was a cold night... it came at me...SNARF DRAGON!
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Chinese eternal symbol of love. Shows an intertwined phoenix and dragon.
Li Jun has a pendant of a phoenix and dragon that her boyfriend gave her as a pre-engagement present.
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When receiving oral sex from a woman, upon ejaculation in her mouth, telling a joke SO HILARIOUS that she laughs, resulting in the semen blasting forth from her nostrils, like a dragon.
Guy: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Girl: (garlging)
Guy: Cause he had no BODY to go with
Result: The hilarious dragon.
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Dragon Hour is the time just before darkness, when the fading/failing light makes it near impossible to focus your eyes. It is easier to see where you are going in actual darkness because your eyes can adjust to this.
'Dragon' comes from the film 'Reign of Fire' in which the character, 'Denton Van Zan' explains this hour...
"You see they (the dragons) have great vision during the day, and even better vision at night. But in the failing light, they can't focus. Magic hour."
Luke: "I can't see where the fuck i'm going!"
Joe: "It's Dragon Hour man, no-one fucking can!"
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A combination of the mythical dragon and the more common duck. It is the size and shape of a giant dragon, but has the bill and webbed feet of a duck. Also, its wings are both feathery and leathery at the same time. Dragon-ducks inflict fear wherever they go.
someone call a dragon slayer, I just saw a dragon-duck!
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