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During intercourse the female partner shits on the male penis, the male then uses his flaccid penis to smear the poop into the females buttcrack, to a smooth beaded seam.
Mike: Dude I laid the cleanest dutch seam in this Persian "hooker" last night, shoulda been there!
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Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.
Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.
Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching
Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching
E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?
Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...
E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching
Wife: Me neither
Husband: Oh shit..
The act of Windmilling/Helicoptering ones penis while simultaneously ejaculating.
Mark: Hey Dan, don't Windmill your dick too hard or it might turn into a Dutch Load.
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!
A traditional rural Dutch activity that involves fun, healthy, and friendship building. Normally, this activity is performed with a peacock, but can be performed with a goat or a block of cheese.
I love it when Erik B. does the Dutch Farmboy.
The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.
My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...
Similar to a Dutch Rudder, with a third party being bludgeoned with the penis.
Guy 1: I'm never going to the sex club again.
Guy 2: Why to gnarly for ya?
Guy 1: Don't ever go somewhere that lists a Dutch Clubbing.
Guy 2: ...Why?
Guy 1: Some chick clubbed me with another guy's dick. Dutch Rudder style.
-Silence-
when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake
hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.