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spanish for lock . Wich consists on folding your penis all the way back and insert it in your anus. As a lock would do .
Juan se hace el candado todos los dias
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A complete and utter douchebag called jac. Always plays on WoW and never plays on call of duty. Sporting Ginger hair and vampire/buck teeth and also lacks a penis.Doesn't like going outside amd prefers to stay in his cave/room. He is a mexican/welsh pirate who steals everyones Nachos with the help of Rhodri( THE MEXICAN)
OMG There is El Douchebago, stealing our Nachos.
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1.) An alias used by the one, the only, Pablo Escobar.
2.) An alias used by the baddest gangster to ever live, also the best lookin' one too: J-man, aka Ferarri, aka Catman.
1.) He was known as El Doctor, but is not a doctor of any sort.
2.) El Doctor got shot a couple of times, but busted a couple of caps with his deadly accuracy and jack-fucked that fool.
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a reaaaally sad an annoyin person who needs to get some form of social life and stop being so needy of everyones attention and approval
person 1: that blokes such a wanker
person 2:no he is el presidente
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El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
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When a female sexual partner of the past says the baby is yours, when it isn't.
Could also be when a female sexual partner says that she's on birth control and isn't. She may also do things like leg locking, forcing you to not pull out.
Term is used in context with "crazy bitches". Get away immediately if you suspect "el trapo".
Man #1: "yo dude I can't believe the kids mine. I swear it happened only 8 months ago."
Man #2: "sounds like el trapo to me man, get that shit tested."
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A nasty-ass country located in central america, where there are dirth people. They're dark, ugly, they all look alike, and they eat the same shit everyday. For example: Poop-sas and fried platanos!!! They all have sex with their relatives!
OMG! did you watch Primer Impacto today?? They did a report on a man living in El Salvador. He had sex with his OWN daughter and they have 10 kids together!!!
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