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Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.
"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)
"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)
"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".
Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework
The term used when one has a small erect penis.
Wow! I did not know you had an english cock.
A fine ass teenager who's fine as hell for no reason, rich as hell but doesn't want to admit it, doesn't like anyone, got hard rock abs, doesn't show her face to anyone even she's looking fine half of the time. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUU BRUHHHHHH.
'Zara' English is so bad imagine spending a night with her.
Similarly to engrish, is a word used to describe incorrect/bad use of grammar or command of the english language
I full failed that english exam!my englishness was awful
when you say something relating to the English Language in a smart manner
"Look at us with our Englishness" "Wow that was some great Englishness"
Generally named Holly, always goes on about living on the gold coast, but will later change her mind to Sydney although she doesn't even know what a didgeridoo is. Likes to introduce herself as Wellingtons finest law student although she doesn't know offer and exepatance.
Loves swimming and want to be a surfer, but only dates law boys large swimmers.
Generally very good looking woman, but don't let her looks confuse you, she is brutal
I think I'm scared to travel alone, but actually it's something else that bothers me.
Yup thats a Typical English girl.