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Weed sprinkled on top of a nearly cached bowl.
Hey dude... That's almost out... let me throw some magical fairy dust on it.
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Predominantley an attribute given to a person who thinks that there is the perfect mate waiting for them. These are people with very high self esteem who think they are the best good looking people and think that they are superior to others, but in reality they are nothing of the sort.
The most common facts about these people is the following:
Over 35, Only child in the family, Still lives with parents, Think they are good looking, Have the same hair style since university, Have a mild stalker streak in them, find a very patient friend to annoy and expect this friend to meet up whenever he/she wants.
These type of people have very few friends, and the few friends they have they annoy by calling them to tell them with how they connected with other people (these people in return never contact them back after their first meeting).
(Phone rings for the 8th time in 3 hrs)
Me: Hey. What's wrong?
Her: Why does he not return my calls or my e-mails?!? I sent him like 5 e-mails and called him 4 times already??? He even removed me from his friends list on (social media website)! You're a man you should know what's going on through a man's head.
Me: .... Give him some time...
Her: Give him some time for what?!? I didn't do anything wrong, just gave him a 3 page poem yesterday stating my love towards him as an artist the first time we met! He said that the poem was really inspiring. I'm a good looking girl for my age. no?
Me: Yes yes at 43 you still look ok even though you suffer from fairy tale syndrome!
Her: As if! The guys run after me, not vice versa. When he answers me you'll know I was right. Anyway, I can always go to his country and meet up with him there. Anyways we need to meet, my parents will be out this weekend. Will you come and give me a massage?
Me: Sorry but I got to go as I have a meeting soon.
Her: Ok I'll call you later
Me: There is no need, I don't know when it will be finishing.
Her: It's not a problem... Do you still love me?
Me: Hey, Sorry but I really got to go...
Her: But why is he not answering me? Do you know?
Me: Ask him, I have no clue. Catch you later.
Her: *SOB* OK... Promise to meet me next weekend...
Me: Bye bye...
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When you draw a mans private part on a friends face while they sleep. (Featured on Human Giant)
*wakes up*
"Oh no! It's the fuck faced fairy!"
-cry
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the original name for cotton candy
ITS SOOOO FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kid "lets get some cotton candy!"
teen "go ahead. imma gonna get me some fairy fluff that will transport me to a magical land with unicorns and make all my dreams come true."
kid "..."
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A weak, superficial, inferior form of paganism. Term of abuse used by someone who considers their own spirituality to be more robust.
Heard said by a Christian from the celtic tradition: "That New Age commune in X is a bunch of fairy piss."
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A raging hot lesbian cookie with a 0.0314% chance for you to even get it. Has caused me many of pain
Terrance:"Hey bob, have you gotten sea fairy cookie yet?"
Bob:"No."