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Dysfunctional family size

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.

Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012

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Perfect Family

A perfect family is a family that consists of the four of the most beautiful human beings on all of earth, Alexis Denisof, Alyson Hannigan, and their two children, Satyana Marie, and Keeva Jane. See Denisofs

The Denisof family is a real perfect family.

by ReadingRanger January 2, 2013

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Family Guy

The funniest show on TV(that malcom show isn't the funniest; family guy is). The characters are:

Peter Griffin; the main character of the show. He is a fat dumbass, but hes the funniest one. lol

Lois Griffin; Peter's wife.

Meg Griffin; Their 16 year old duaghter. Shes a poser, who trys to fit in.

Cris Griffen; Their 13 year old son. Hes also fat and dumb.

Stewie Griffin; Their evil baby. Hes always trying to kill Lois. Hes pretty funny too.

and Brian; the Griffin's talking dog. Hes probaly the smartest one. He is also funny.

They live in Qoahog, Rode Island. I think this show is waaay funnier than The Simpsons.

"Lets go watch Family Guy."

by meatwad's ghost May 27, 2005

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republican crime family

one of the two political crime families in the united states, known for manipulating the theocratic fascists of the religious right by claiming to want to ban abortion and impose their religious agenda on the nation while really just giving everything to the corporate crime families that pull their strings.

The republican crime family gives unlimited money to the corporate criminals through the military and prison industrial complexes while pretending to care about the religious nuts and fascists they are manipulating to stay in power.

by zodm August 5, 2010

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family guy

The greatest TV show to be cancelled and then resurrected.... actually the greatest TV show ever. Warning: May cause you to lose control of your bladder.

Do I really need to put a quote?

by Elmsters May 23, 2005

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Mariano Crime Family

The Mariano Crime Family is a Family that was started by a young male while in middle school, that started out as an italian gang in Elmira, NY.

The main bosses name is Leon Mariano who is around 75 years old. Its also believed that they have people ranging as far west as Jamestown NY, and as far East as NYC, their consigliere is even rumored to be a past worker of the Bonanno crime family.

The Mariano Family is also believed to have connections with casinos in Las Vegas.

"That mans got connections with The Mariano Crime Family, so be nice"

"Elmira, is mainly The Mariano Crime Family territory"

by George Newman June 2, 2009

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The Red Ape Family

A stupid fucking animated TV show with NFTs as characters.

person 1: Have you seen The Red Ape Family?
person 2: I made sure to screenshot every frame of that awful shit, and I even right clicked and saved it.

by CHUNGUS MUNCHER November 28, 2021

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