The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT
Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?
what you say when someone asks you if u have a relationship with yo father 💔
you can hear the pain in his dih💔💔
"whats that? whats a father💔"
The inside of your father's butt
Friend 1: my mother told me she put a dildo in my father's stove last night!
Friend 2: I didn't know your father liked that!
The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.
If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.
Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.
A guy who likes little kids and is a catholic priest. He is a pedophile and is a close friend to Big Dick Randy
Father stew is coming for u.
My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again
"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."
A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!
My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.