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1. When you shove foreign objects up your vagina at the grocery store. Said items cause the vagina to overheat, crush shit and make cookies.
2.When a infected vagina is so warm it can bake cookies.
3.Vagina fever- when a vagina reaches hot temperatures. May be caused by exploding cans, having a tampon in for a long period of time, being overly horny, etc
1. Famished after contracting vagina fever following a rigorous sex act, I stuck cookie dough in my vagina to bake a quick snack.
2.After visiting the store, she mysteriously collapsed. Assuming it was vagina fever, paramedics examined her and removed 15 pieces of make-up from her vaginal and anal cavities.
3.I was at the grocery store and was horny as fuck so I shoved a cookie dough can up my Pussy not knowing I had vagina fever so it baked the cookies
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A disease held by all Toledo Mudhens Fans, moreso in the old timers. It is often caught by fans watching the old timer reunion games with class of 1945. Mudhen Fever is especially held by Ed Crankshaft, Dale 'Beanball' Bushka, Jefferson 'J.J.' Jacks, and Fred 'Dusty' Duncan.
Dale: (talking to the team) OK boys, we're almost ready to come out here.
Ed: (screaming) Yeah, Mudhen Fever time! I'd better start doing my Mudhen Bends.
Beanball: Mind if we all join you? We're all Mudhens here.
Dusty: Aye, yes, the magic of the Mudhen Fever. This is going to be a good game.
Dale: (on the P.A. system) Introducing the Toledo Mudhens class of 1945.
Nelson: Oh boy, this is going to be a good game. I get to see Grandpa Ed in his old Mudhen suit.
Beanball: You're right, who knows, you might get a signed ball by him. Bryant has one. (picks up the signed baseball and hands the ball to Nelson). See, 'Ed Crankshaft', best Toledo Mudhens pitcher ever!
Ed: (overhears Beanball and Nelson, the gang gets together and starts slapping Gunny Fives) Mudhen Silver, Mudhen Gold, you guys are young and we're all old! (as in a taunt to the other team, who is Rochester Red Wings class of 1972)
Nelson: Have a good game, Grandpa Ed. I'll be rooting for you.
Beanball, Dusy, J.J.: That's right, Nelson. He's not just A Mudhen, he's the BEST Mudhen!
(The game begins and no one is talking)
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Disco Fever: when you spend too long at the club dancing your ass off and you wake up feeling ill
Mom: Jimmothy, time for school.
Jimmothy: Mom i cant go i have Disco Fever
Mom: K stay home
Jimmothy: >:)
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A condition or disease in which a person cannot spell correctly or use proper grammar if their life depended on it. Classified into two categories: Intentional and Unintentional. May be cured with the use of a typing tutor and/or spell check.
I have a ten page research paper due tomorrow but I'm unable to do it due to to a severe case of sleep deprivation and typoid fever. Who wants to help me cure it?
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A transmissible virus that a hard working, honest, good soul of a lad can contract either from a lass (normally in the high 8s or 9s range) directly or from a unknowingly innocent infected mate who has contracted it from a lass.
It can be flu, stomach or fever related.
Mate, I’m struck down, that lass gave me Puppy Fever.
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Someone who is so sick of Justin bieber that they get a fever
Man I'm so sick I must have bieber fever
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Flu like symptoms, can be very serious when sufferer also have 'Lash Fever'. You catch it when you get too much Gash in a short period of time. Can be treated by cutting down on Gash in til you fully recover. Avoid going on the Lash when you have 'Gash Fever' at all costs!
1: ''Saw u out lst nite, u was on bare gash!''
2: ''Yeah blud, I got Gash Fever now doh''
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