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An amazing girl that puts others before herself, brings joy to all, and is stunningly beautiful. Someone you can talk with for hours and hours, without dulling any conversation. She is the best thing to enter any of our lives, only leaveing wonderful memories behind.
Person one- You know any Fly Gals?
Person two- I know only one... Kelsey
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A flying crocodilio is a much more ferocious version of the already extremely dangerous Crocodilio. They are still part crocodile, part alligator, and part camen, but they are also many other breeds of animals. They are native to Latrobe and can be seen pretty much anywhere around there. They tend to stick to the skies until about after midnight when they descend to the ground to look for prey. During the winter months when the crocodilioses hibernate deep underwater in special sacks to protect them from the cold, the flying crocodilio flys to Australia, where it steals the DNA of the inhabitants there to make itself stronger. In the 2011 year, they have grown longer, more powerful jaws, and their wing span has increased from 6ft to about 12ft. Be warned, if you see a flying crocodilio, get some cover ASAP and hope for the best."
Oh shit dude! It's a flying crocodilio! Run away while you still can!
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A pair of fictional crime fighting super heroes from the 1990's. Famed for their vehicle, the 'V Jet' and their catch phrase 'Go V's!'. The duo experienced an increase in fame after gaining a spot on the 'George Vaughan Show'. Clips would be shown as intervals between different parts of the show. Little has been heard of the duo after the show went bankrupt in 1999 due to a lack of funding.
Look! It's that awesome crime busting duo, the Flying V's!
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A hypothetical badge of honour awarded to a guy who's taken a girl's virginity. Only works AFTER a certain age
Dude 1 - "I hope you earned your flying V with that chick last night"
Dude 2 - "Totally!!"
Dude 3 - "Dude...not cool...she's like 15"
Dude 1+2 - "Ohhhhh..."
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Another term for whats up. Its preceded by something bad.
"Hey hows it fly?" said the boy "Like a Furfag with mange" said the other boy.
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(1) the less-than-honest but tried-and-true method used by married spouses for dealing with an indiscretion; a more sophisticated version of "thinking out loud"
(2) the time-honored technique used by politicians, lawyers and publicists to add sunshine to a murky situation or deflect attention
(3) a rhetorical device employed by men to cover a wide range of pre- and post-romantic interludes
(4) the immediate and often creative explanation to something you have no clue about
Etymology - derived from the David Mamet comedy, State and Main (2000); William H. Macy character Walt Price: It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.”
Mark Antony - “Those are some crazy pheromones on your perfumed sails. Mrs. Philopator, you're trying to seduce me.”
Cleopatra (in her best fiction on the fly) – “Don’t be silly sweetie. It’s just an old Ptolemaic dynasty tradition. Your imagination is more fertile than the Nile River. ”
“Damn you and your Fiction on the Fly. You WERE checking that girl out. It had nothing to do with your claims about Tim Gunn and loving fashion."
“I’m sorry baby. It just slipped. Maybe we can use a safe word next time.” (most overheard--and overused--fiction on the fly)
“Yes. I googled my tweet and discovered that my linkedin got facebooked. How many pieces of social networking flair are you wearing today? “
"That Governor Sanford needs to work on both his TMI and Fiction on the Fly. Damn."
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When the urge to go #2 gets so severe that it is on the verge of coming out in your pants, that it makes you rush to the toilet and all of the poo is out within 2.4 seconds.
Man, I had the flying poos so bad I actually had to use a port-a-potty at a random construction site.
"Oh, gotta go" . . . 2.4 seconds later . . . "wow, much better, just a case of the flying poos!"
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