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When you are performing oral or penetration of the anus on someone and they fart in the process.
I brought her back to my place and while I was eating out her ass she gave me a French Fart.
Peter: "Isn't that guy in that rap group a midget?"
Paul: "Yeah I think so".
Mary: "Oh yeah, he's a French Monk".
Cheese wiz or other liquidy cheese that can be used as a sexually lubricant.
Hey, I ran out of KY so I used some French lube instead.
When your friend is so drunk and needs to barf but won’t, you stimulate the barf by tickling their uvula with your dick.
Reece was so drunk I had to give him the ol’ French trigger before church.
When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.
I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...
The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag
Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?
Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.
Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.