dried fruit

I am not.

"I appreciate when my date is a person not dried fruit."

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Fruit Chocolate

An offending name for a gay dark-skinned person.

Man, look at that new kid, he is such a fruit chocolate!

Dude, don't be such a fruit chocolate!

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Fruit and nut

Early 2000’s slang a fruit and nut bar -nutter

He’s a real fruit and nut

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Dragon Fruit

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.

Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!

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fruit head

A bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.

Baldy Kojak is quite the fruit head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Tom, William, Harun, Hayden, Hamilton, Harvey, Jason, Kevin, David, Greg, Fargo, Theo, Uriah, Lincoln, Herman and Harold are all fruit heads; none of them ever wear a hat in winter, no matter how cold it is.

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share the fruit

A game played during partis where, a bowl of fruit is marinated in alcoholic beverages and then people bite half of the fruit and the next person that bites it gets to make out with them.

OMG I played share the fruit last night, I don't even know who i made out with!!

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fruit snack

Male reproductive fluids that is to be consumed a by a male homosexual.

Jimbo: There is nothing to eat I'm so hungry that I can eat a monkey.

Chip: I got nothing to eat either but I have an idear, lets suck each other off and we'll both get a nice fruit snack when we're finished.

Jimbo & Chip: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM <in the 69 position>

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