give it up for day 15

A quote from an episode of Spongebob where the krusty krab stays open for 24 hours. Not knowing how to properly run a 24 Hour restaurant, Mr. Krabs forces him employees and himself to stay awake for days on end, without even allowing them a weekend off. Eventually, they make it to 15 days, and to celebrate, Mr. Krabs rings a bell and shouts GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!!!

Adam: Hey, it's October 15!
John: *rings bell* GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!!!!

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I don't give a damn

= I don't care.

A: He likes you!
B: So what? I don't give a damn, he sucks.

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don't give me crap

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear

Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck

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Give a girl a Hug day

October 24th is national give a girl a hug day!

Josh: hey, Ryan see that girl over there? She’s pretty hot

Ryan: then go give her a hug

Josh: why?

Ryan: haven’t you heard?! It’s national give a girl a hug day!

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Give me your liver

Mario

*Knock**Bust open door*
Mario:GIVE ME YOUR LIVER *reaches hand out*

give your balls a tug

Man up. Get on with it. Get serious.

A: I think I have a chance with Rachel.

B: Rachel? She's way out of your league, give your balls a tug.

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Don't Give a Fuck Mode

Don't Give A Fuck Mode (DGAF) is a temporary (or permanent for some people) period of time when a person chooses to "not give a fuck" and do whatever he/she pleases without worrying about the consequences.

John: I heard Zach drank a bottle of whiskey, crashed his car, punched a cop, slept with two fat chicks, and asked his sister to marry him last night.

Chris: Yeah man, he definitely was in Don't Give a Fuck Mode... he probably had a rough morning.

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