The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.
Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet
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A tool used by the Greek god Priapus that rings when it identifies a homosexual. Also known as "holy tool no. 002"
"I used my fag-nifying glass to discover his true orientation."
An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.
To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
The act of busting a fat load of cum on a womanโs glasses.
Last night I gave that girl a Glasses cumshot supreme
you only see what you are focused on
once the rose-colored glasses came off she could see the whole picture
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Its a show in one of those "Happy Ending Massage Parlors" in Korea.
They put you in a glass box and close it and a young asian girl whos eaten some very gross food and now has massive diarrhea comes and takes a giant shit all over the glass box while you're inside. After shes done they hose it off and let you out.
Tom: Dude how was the glass box show?
Phil: Very very strange. She ate some very bad Kim Chi. But oddly enough, I'm gonna go watch another one!
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