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The Washington Handshake

While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.

Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!

by Epstein's Mom June 3, 2020


tecoma handshake

An acrobatic move simultaneously executed by vaulting over your pal and landing upside down on his shoulder all the while firmly stroking his shaft

Hey my bro is tecoma handshake champion. His technique is faultless

by Felchfister August 22, 2022


Columbus Handshake

A greeting given to a girl in a bar, usually in Columbus. OH, where 2 fingers are inserted into the rectum.

Urban said he was just dancing with the girl in the bar, but he was spotted giving her the old Columbus Handshake.

by Southernernotbygrace October 7, 2021


Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 20, 2024


Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 20, 2024


Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 20, 2024


Saigon Handshake

When a hooker faces you, then reaches behind and between her legs to give you a handjob.

Made 3 sales after getting a Saigon Handshake at lunch.

by DeTower November 11, 2020