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When someone screws up something that he/she pretty much nuked what he/she was doing.
Wow Emma, you really pulled of f a Harry Truman on your history test, because you absolutely nuked it!
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a super studly moronic male specimen. one who is hopelessly in love with Kathryn Bulman.
Lee Harris is an innocent farm animal.
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An amazing human being whose music is perfect and so is his face. Huge fan base he’s nice and funny and former member of one direction who is also amazing.
Harry Styles is hot
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Is a hot-ass bootyful man with a kind, generous,glamorous and above all PERFECT heart and soul and everyone loves him end of Fucking story bitch
Also he’s sexy and hot as hell
Friend : Harry Styles is ugly
Me: bitch I will chop you up into little cubes and serve them to your family on barbecue day AKA your funeral but with kindness ofcourse
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When you have a runny nose and use your snot and fingers to play with a females clitoris without her knowledge, then placing your fingers in said females mouth to re-lube for more clitoris diddling action. This is all done AFTER using your tongue, never use if you plan to keep using your tongue. Sex afterwards is mandatory though.
So I gave this bitch a Harry Snotter last night and she told me how much she loooooves the taste of her own juices.
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just some kid who has brown curly hair and green eyes that are often called 'orbs' in those things called fanfics he also masturbates furiously to louis tomlinson ("friendly" bandmate) nudes and ejaculates all over leona lewis posters that liam stores in his underground chmber aka his ballsack (daddy 10 inch)
me: harry styles has alot of pubic hair
you: i know can i pls fuck him
me: but he fucking louis right now
you+me: BJ
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A man jerks off and then, using the semen that has accumulated on the tip of his dick, draws a lightning bolt on his partner's forehead.
After which he kills the recipient's parents, or next of kin.
Dude I gave that slut Jessica The Harry Potter, she is gonna be pissed when she finds out her parents are dead.
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