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Yankees hats worn my skanky girls trying to make themselves appear sexy, ghetto, pimp, legit, etc.
Amber: "Hey, look at those girls in the Skankees Hats."
Rosie: "What skanks.. Let's get one!"
Like a thinking cap, a dickhead hat is an imaginary hat that you wear when being a dickhead.
Person #1: Jimmy just punched that guy
Person #2: It looks like Jimmy has his dickhead hat on tonight
An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.
After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.
Another term for a crash helmet.
A smack hat is similar in type to those worn whilst riding a lambretta or vespa. It is typically a visorless helmet that is most effectively positioned on the head by the use of a smack from the hand on the top of the helmet from a helpful friend.
A device to protect your head when it 'smacks' into an object.
Jimmy could really have hurt his head when he came off his scooter, but luckily he was wearing his smack hat.
A newsboy hat looks exactly like what somebody would wear to a golf course. It's about as impressive to an opponent as bench pressing 500 pounds and looking at somebody, since it doesn't prove anything about a person.
If he/she wore his/her newsboy hat to the golf course, he/she would most likely fit right in as long as he/she didn't also start saying "Come on, I'll take on anyone that thinks this is just a golf cap, I'm headstrong and I always go hard, even now I won't back down from no one here if they try to get in my head!"
A game played when trying to get in and out of a room in which hours of sex has occurred. Thus creating a number of discarded used condoms (hats). Hop scotching around the hats.
I got up in the middle of the night to use the rest room and had to hop over 10 used hats in order to do so. Hence hop-a-hat.
A cartoon gag where a character’s hat is in the air after the character has lost it due to tremendous force, such as speed or getting run over.
Tom’s hat in the air after older sis Michelle crashes into and walks on him.
Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.
Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.