honey bucket horror

The process of dropping a rock or brick down the air vent of a porta-potty resulting in back-splash on the occupant. Artificial re-creation of Poseidon's kiss.

Hey man can you pass me that rock? Since Jake lost the game for us, I'm going to give him a honey bucket horror while he's taking a shit.

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honey-weiner syndrome

A syndrome of the weiner after screwing a bottle of honey. Take a wild guess.

"How the heck did I get honey-weiner syndrome????"
"Gee, I wonder."

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pre-loved honey

An attractive, desirable woman who has been previously enjoyed sexually

Johanna is a pre-loved honey thanks to Patrick, Bob and Glenn

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airborne honey bear

The act of blowing your load on a flight attendant, yelling "TASTE THE HONEY"

Blake was giving my sister an airborne honey bear the other night. It was pretty sweet.

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honey roasted nuts

The act of dipping a males nuts in a jar of honey and teabag a girl. HAVING BEES IS A MUST. This was created by josh and emerson.

Mollie: Fuck last night sucked!!
Amber:Why?
Mollie:He let the bees go on me...honey roasted nuts!

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the honey dip and whip

When a man places his genitals in a jar of honey and proceedes to slap a woman or a, "hood rat", across the face.

Eman: Yo, where's prick at?

Dave: He said hed be here sooner but he had to give dis ho the honey dip and whip!

Eman: Word.

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honey dew delight

If you are bored with convential masterbation techniques then another option is to purchase a honey dew melon or any delicious seedless variety of the melon persuasion. Once accomplished bore a hole through the surface of the melon in question usin any tool available. Then put the said melon in the microwave for 1:35 on medium power, use your descretion(some like it hot). Once the temperature is just right insert your reproductive extremity in the melon. Hump as needed until desired effect. Once your hot load has been transplanted in the melon, call up some friends(preferably female) and invite them over for some fruit salad. Cut up the used cum recepticle into bite-size pieces and serve to the guests with either iceberg lettice or traditional cool-whip(as season dictates). Trust me your friends will love it! Half will probably say they've had it before. Enjoy!

I served up my world famous honey dew delight last night to President Bush. I had to make a second batch!

"Ain't no tellin'! What's in that melon!"

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