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when you get your girl pregnant and put the retarded baby up for adoption and native Americans adopt it and name it Downy red horn jr the 3rd and he gets revenge on you for abandoning him
uh oh my kid Downy red horn jr the 3rd is hunting me down
A horn hound is a guy who chases tail and is looking for sex and then once gets it from the girl will either leave or keep pursuing for more
A guy who will go to girl to girl in the quest to fill his sexual appetite
No matter how many times I tell Tom I'm not interested the horn hound won't stop texting and calling me for a night in bed
the act of lighting your partners genitalia on fire and proceeding to fuck it vigorously. You must finish on your partners face to simulate the sensation of s fire extinguisher.
Did you hear that jerry did the flaming bugle horn with kathren yesterday.
When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.
guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck
guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick
guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino
The act of politely declining, avoiding or otherwise steering clear of the African horn when confronted with its formidable size and power ostensibly so as not to appear racist.
... " Ladies of good standing shall be well advised to adhere strictly to the policy of Rounding the Horn of Africa should it be offered , deny it, snub it slap it's purple swollen face. Rebuke and refuse it's rude and rampant advances costs, for ones honour may well be at stake, whilst remaining mindful of the consequences for international relations."
A man playing with his cock like he’s honking a horn…
Toot his horn (penis) like his honking it
Jack: Where’s Alex
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it
(Alex walks in)
Harry: He just toot his horn