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Horse Wrangler

A person male or female that obsesses about horses this person is usually around horses or can be totally obsessed about horse at first glance, some horse wranglers are not just obsessed they can get pleasure and sexual arrousment from horses.

My neighbour is such a freak he is the biggest horse wrangler I know.

by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Water the horses

1. Spending a long night hydrating yourself, with alcohol.

We bought a case of Keystone. Time to water the horses.

by Frank Skoggman Zombo February 28, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


horse collar

Inserting penis into mouth of an unsuspecting victim, and then tightly wrapping one's legs around their head. Bonus points for performing while victim is standing up.

I horse collared Ed while he was sleeping, he woke up to quite a shock.

by Max Turtles September 11, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Crazy Horse

The act of licking one's own dick.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm just lickin' my dick. It's called the crazy horse; you gotta look it up.

by Todd Gaines January 9, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


horse's arse

Not a very nice person. Also horse's ass. Can be described as the north end of a horse going south.

I wouldn't take any notice of what he said, he's just a horse's arse.

by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crazy Horse

Best bar in Singapore, full of top quality Eye Candy, all desprate to let you play with them.

Mr B is drinking in the Crazy Horce again ..........

by BigDipper November 6, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


horse knuckle

An extremely large bulge protruding from the female genital area while she is wearing pants. Also see camel toe.

This nasty chick at the bar had a really big horse knuckle and i couldnt stop staring at it.

by Andrew Stump August 30, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž