Sad Nigga Hours
Starts around 11:00am-4:00am. When sad niggas (females are included) come together (usually on social media) and vent about their failing relationship or depressing life to prevent killing themselves, or feeling alone.
I was about to kill myself a few minutes ago, but I can't miss tonight's Sad nigga Hours
165๐ 268๐
1. The time of day around 7:06 pm (6:66 pm) and 3:30 am when you can call upon the spirits or worship any evil being of your belief (Satan, Cthulhu, the Kraken, etc.)
2. You can also curse in any christian server when it is the real Satan hours
Johnathan: Hey, so do we start the ritual now?
Josh: No man, it is 6:00, wait six more minutes so that the real Satan hours could officially start.
Kenneth: Why the frik did that creeper steal my diamonds?
Josh: Hey!! No CUrsIng In mY ChrisTIan SerVeR!!
Kenneth: but it's 7:08, It is the Real Satan Hours.
Josh: Darn
8๐ 8๐
when you are sad for no apparent reason. you may be sad because you saw something sad on snap/insta or something that happened irl but its not something so big that you know its causing your sadness. a time when you want to be sad but don't need to talk about it. (usually late at night)
its sad boi hours right no
when you feel very sad at like 1-3am
often comes with a soundtrack
Person 1: You where tf are you bro we were gonna go shopping at 2am?
Person 2: I'm having sad boi hours lay off
When you buy a game on steam, play it for just under 2 hours and return it because it's most likely a shit game and you get bored easily.
Brian: "Hey! We should try this game!"
Tyler: "It's shit"
Chris: "Ya, but 2 hour special! "
When you are feeling particularly dumb during a studying session you are experiencing smooth brain hours.
Having a smooth brain is a sign of little to no intelligence, animals such as the koala bear, rats, and Magga have an extremely smooth brain and therefore are quite unintelligent.
"Hey Theodore I can't seem to find the solution to this math problem"
"No wonder Guni just look at Maggie in the corner over there counting cards, we are deep in the smooth brain hours"
"Ahh I feel it in my veins"
"The only way out is to embrace it and wait it out yung one"
The hour(18:00-19:00 GMT 20th November) in which we take the time to remember all the biscuits that have been lost over these countless years.
Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.
"I hear by declare that 18:00-19:00 GMT every 20th November is officially Biscuit Memorial Hour" -The Queen Of England
"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.
"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants