A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
person A: "Hey did you hear Joe got arrested for touching a 13 year old?"
person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"
Getting very upset over nothing
Feeling extremely upset over something someone said to you.
Jack called her weird and now she wont talk to him cause she has the mega hump.
Humping large/fat women or large/fat men.
Your dad likes pudding humping!?
Hump in the road is a sex position where the women lay on her stomach and the man will be on top of her
Hi honey, get ready tonight because you will be a hump in the road.
When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.
I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.
mafia groupie, a poser who tries to get in good with the wiseguys
man, kleinfeld is a real mob hump, if you ask me...
The female equivalent of a fuck boy. A female who has no intention of having a relationship with a male, except a sexual one.
The boy didn’t know she was a hump-honey until he realized she threw away his number after just having sex.