I'm gonna nut

A saying used to express a tremendous amount of emotion positive or negative. Usually used in times of extreme joy or frustration. Not to be confused with I'm gonna bust a nut.

Bro if this fails I'm gonna nut

Dude if I get that position I've been hoping for I'm gonna nut

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I'm on yo ass

User of the phrase: is about to begin or is already in the process of joking about/ dissing the receiver of the phrase.

Synonym Phrase: I'm about to roast on you.

Somewhat of a taunt or gloat.

Example 1

Guy 1: "Hahaha! Is that fake Polo?"

Guy 2: "Oh you, tryna' roast? Bruh I'm on yo ass! Ol, high water, flipped collar, no dollar lookin' boy!"

Example 2

Guy 1: "That's what yo momma said when she left last night!"

Guy 2: "Shut up man! yeen funny!"

Guy 1: "Hahaha! Boy I'm on yo ass!"

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that's the look I'm going for

The generic comeback to any criticism of your appearance. Works for anything.

Person #1: Your shirt is tucked into your underwear. You look like a douche who can't dress himself.

Person #2: That's the look I'm going for!

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i'm so baked

The term of using drugs instead of using I'm high man you can use I'm so baked

Boy1: I'm so high man
Boy2: I'm so baked this is the best party ever

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I'm outta here

=I'm going out from here.

Hey pals, I'm outta here, Peace out y'all!

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I'm Thinkin' Arby's

A phrase you utter when you see a woman whom you suspect of having beef curtains. (A play on a popular food chain's slogan.)

Newscaster: "A 60 year old prostitute was arrested today..."
You: "I'm Thinkin' Arby's."
Your friend: "Gross!"

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I'm 7 days

Instead of saying " I'm weak ", you would say " I'm 7 days " because 7 days is a week and weak and week have the same pronunciation.

Chris : knock knock.
Brandon : who is there ?
Chris : Goke ...

Brandon : Goke who ? ... OOHHH I GET IT HAHAHAH I'M 7 DAYS BRO!