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WHEN A HUMAN PASSES OUT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL AND/OR DRUGS, AND IS THEN BLESSED WITH THE KITCHEN APPLIANCE KNOWN AS A SPOON PLACED AROUND THEM OR PREFERABLY ON THEM SOMEWHERE.
Yo did you hear Becky got Le Spoon Award
when an Asian has a name that you wouldn't expect a spoon to make if it hit the floor
"hey i was talking some asian guy the other day, and guess what his name was-Jeremy"
"Jesus, now that is a talented spoon"
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A nickname for the 45th POTUS that will become suddenly very popular once those eight years of tax returns are released.
Built into President Silver Spoon’s entire financial life is the fact that his forward-thinking father had not only actually loaned him 60 million instead of 1 million, but built into all of his wheelings and dealings is an ingenious insurance “safety net” that has made all of his impulsive if not ignorant miscalculations and losses almost moot; it made it so he cannot lose.
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a phrase used to describe how unpleasant a situation may be
Hey jess, remember when you dated Evans?
Yeah, gag me with a spoon.
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a ginger man with a very small penis.
Many times a man will post a pic captioned "joji spoon" to proclaim himself as having a tiny pecker and an even worse personality.
"Ew. He's such a joji spoon"
"Yo! It's a joji spoon!"
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Comically large spoon make me do the laugh.
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Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.
Everyone knows that spooning leads to forking.
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