Mosquito-ing

(Sexual act) To Mosquito, is to roll ones tongue, inserting it into either one of a female’s rear orifices, and suck through your tongue as if you were a mosquito.

Jeez, my boyfriend was really mosquito-ing me dry last night, I hope I don’t get malaria.

CONNIE-ING

To make more work for yourself

"Wow you really left work late today" "Yeah I was busying Connie-ing and had to stay late"

Ing-Marie

Ing-Marie is that kind of woman that sure likes a man that knows how to make socker vad and Poppa popcorn

Hi Ing-Marie whats poppin

over they-ing it

when someone meets a person who uses they/them pronouns for the first time and doesn't quite get it at first, but quickly overcompensates by using the word "they" in any and all contexts.

Person 1: ". . . then they told them that their shirt was really cool and they thanked them for their complement"

Person 2: you're literally talking about the Pope and a Cardinal. they both have to be male to have the jobs they have. you're over they-ing it again

Beast(ing)

Someone who speaks to many people of the opposite sex, tries to get as much gash as possible

Did you see Thomas last night?! He was (being such a) beast(ing)"

James Bond-ing

James Bond-ing is to dress nice for a small or large amount of time and act like James Bond; flirt, run, and charm. The person James Bond-ing has to have some knowledge to the James Bond Franchise. James Bond-ing also means you will say cheesy James Bond Puns.

Kirk: The name's Bond. James Bond. I was saved by the bell yesterday when I was to go to detention.
Susan: What?
Kirk: Your response was shocking. Positively Shocking.
Susan: Kirk, what the fuck is going on? Why are you all dressed like Tom Cruise?
Kirk: Shut up Susan. I'm dressed because I have to run to school.
Susan: ITS 10 OCLOCK. You should be there already!
Kirk: Ohh, don't bother. We have all the time in the world.
Susan: Oh bugger. Stop James Bond-ing for god's sake.

Maddie-ing

The act of blaming someone else for you problems, and dumping all your problems onto your boyfriend, while doing Xanax and Oxy.

Dude! No way! She’s Maddie-ing you again?