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When you have Christmas fucking spirit and decor all around the house like whoop whoop!
Oh my god like Josie is Christmas af she has her ugly Christmas sweater and her peppermint mocha and everything like oh my god
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One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.
Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?
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When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.
My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.
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A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.
Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.
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a very financially tight christmas
Are you getting the ipad this chrismas?
Nah man, we're having an austerity christmas
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When you alternate force feeding your friend seasame seeds and cups of water until they either throw up or piss their pants.
"Dude Jayden had an amazing Turkish Christmas last night!"
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When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.
My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.
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