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When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.
My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.
A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.
Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.
a very financially tight christmas
Are you getting the ipad this chrismas?
Nah man, we're having an austerity christmas
One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.
Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?
(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.
Male No. 1: "What's up?"
Male No. 2: "Nothing much, except I got the Christmas Ham last night."
When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.
My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.
(n') - When you speak and don't listen to yourself
"The presents were great, it was like having Christmas in December" or "Yeah but the statue of the kitchen wouldn't fit in the cow"