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When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.
My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.
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When you alternate force feeding your friend seasame seeds and cups of water until they either throw up or piss their pants.
"Dude Jayden had an amazing Turkish Christmas last night!"
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When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.
My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.
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One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.
Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?
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A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.
Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.
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a very financially tight christmas
Are you getting the ipad this chrismas?
Nah man, we're having an austerity christmas
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Christmas season starts on November 1st and is when people shall officially start listening to Christmas music and putting up Christmas decorations.
person 1: “Dude it’s Christmas Season!!!
person 2: “Finally!!”
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