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A walk when you aimlessly walk around in the woods and hangout.
Person 1: “Yo I’m fuckin bored you wanna go for a Jake adventure?”
Person 2: “yeah bro let’s go.”
When you have a nap at work because there are no outstanding jobs.
"Im going to have a Jake Cluley this afternoon"
a minecraft player who finds all of the loot from end citys before you get a chance
guy 1"i just looted 19 end citys last night"
guy 2"bro your being a jake TMB"
The scariest motherfucker in Queensland
Robbo: Oi have you seen Jake Wilson? Apparently he's here
Steve-O: What the fuck cunt? Get the fuck out of here
The exact art born after successfully harvesting a deer, as coined by the legendary Hunter Jake.
Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.
After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.
Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.
It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Person 1: I just got a 13 point buck!
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
One known to love and find earth-shattering pleasure in performing the sex act "Frozen Eddie".
"Man, that Jake Curry said he wanted to Frozen Eddie the hell out of Austin Johnson."
Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.
"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"