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The odour of previous sexual activity which stops any immediate repeat / alternative partner.
Jake would've been mine if I hadn't been jizz jinxed by Pete earlier.
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Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.
BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!
Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.
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To fill your hands with jizz. Then clap your hands to have jizz splatter everywhere.
Man dis girl was jacking me off and her hands were full of jizz. Then she got all excited with the jizz and was clapping her hands. Doing the jizz clap. The after effect was jizz on my bed, carpet, eyes, mouth, her hair, and my walls.
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when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth
trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho
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n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which jizz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. Often, but not necessarily, a dirty slut. Can be abbreviated to J.P. or jp for covert use.
1. Damn, that girl is the biggest jizz pot.
2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?
3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.
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a boy or girl with bright/bleach blonde hair.
that paris hilton is a jizz head
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