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The reason why buff ginger men can't have sex, and also why masturbation becomes tasty snack time.
Sorry, Kai, I didn't mean to dorito jizz on your TV, I just got hungry.
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The odour of previous sexual activity which stops any immediate repeat / alternative partner.
Jake would've been mine if I hadn't been jizz jinxed by Pete earlier.
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Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.
BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!
Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.
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when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth
trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho
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a boy or girl with bright/bleach blonde hair.
that paris hilton is a jizz head
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The powdery white shit on the sheets in the morning
I woke up with jizz powder all over me
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