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Jizz Jinx

The odour of previous sexual activity which stops any immediate repeat / alternative partner.

Jake would've been mine if I hadn't been jizz jinxed by Pete earlier.

by Beneficiary September 19, 2007

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Jizz Clap

To fill your hands with jizz. Then clap your hands to have jizz splatter everywhere.

Man dis girl was jacking me off and her hands were full of jizz. Then she got all excited with the jizz and was clapping her hands. Doing the jizz clap. The after effect was jizz on my bed, carpet, eyes, mouth, her hair, and my walls.

by Big D and B-RI August 12, 2009

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Dorito Jizz

The reason why buff ginger men can't have sex, and also why masturbation becomes tasty snack time.

Sorry, Kai, I didn't mean to dorito jizz on your TV, I just got hungry.

by You know damn well who this is February 13, 2012

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jizz head

a boy or girl with bright/bleach blonde hair.

that paris hilton is a jizz head

by n00dzzzzzle August 4, 2008

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Jizz Nugget

When you pass a kidney stone while ejaculating.

I just made a jizz nugget!

by Codwina November 15, 2009

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jizz powder

The powdery white shit on the sheets in the morning

I woke up with jizz powder all over me

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz pot

n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which jizz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. Often, but not necessarily, a dirty slut. Can be abbreviated to J.P. or jp for covert use.

1. Damn, that girl is the biggest jizz pot.

2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?

3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.

by T-Chill February 4, 2012

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