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Jizz Point

More commonly known as the JP, this is the point at which a male simply cannot contain his sperm anymore, and jizzes all over the place.

Girl: "Dont forget to pull out before the jizz point."
Boy: "You mean the JP?"

by KingJamesV December 22, 2011


Jizz Jinx

The odour of previous sexual activity which stops any immediate repeat / alternative partner.

Jake would've been mine if I hadn't been jizz jinxed by Pete earlier.

by Beneficiary September 19, 2007


Jizz Clap

To fill your hands with jizz. Then clap your hands to have jizz splatter everywhere.

Man dis girl was jacking me off and her hands were full of jizz. Then she got all excited with the jizz and was clapping her hands. Doing the jizz clap. The after effect was jizz on my bed, carpet, eyes, mouth, her hair, and my walls.

by Big D and B-RI August 12, 2009


Jizz Nugget

When you pass a kidney stone while ejaculating.

I just made a jizz nugget!

by Codwina November 15, 2009


jizz head

a boy or girl with bright/bleach blonde hair.

that paris hilton is a jizz head

by n00dzzzzzle August 04, 2008


jizz pot

n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which jizz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. Often, but not necessarily, a dirty slut. Can be abbreviated to J.P. or jp for covert use.

1. Damn, that girl is the biggest jizz pot.

2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?

3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.

by T-Chill February 04, 2012


jizz slap

when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth

trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho

by Puck and Jewfro April 11, 2010