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He is the gayest man on earth he slept with men such as Grayson
Johnny Nona is gay. He had sex with garyson
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When a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls vagina ever so slightly. The girl should make a purring noise.
Mustached Man: OMG! tickle tickle tickle young one
Young One: purrrrr
Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women
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A funny looking ape handed cartoon character who has the tendancy to wear white sunglasses to impress tail, while seeming like a large pawed ass ass pirate he has likeable qualities such as his wanting to seem in control of situations, he often controls doorways and this causes his balls to swell cutting off circulation to his penis, this results in a brief case of elephantitis and purple discoloration of the penis, it can be compared to when the hulk gets mad and turns into a monster
Did you see Johnny Bravo at the door last night his balls got so big no one could get in or out of the bar until Mr. clean came to rub his discolored purple penis
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A Johnny man refers a white male of Anglo-Saxon stock from Western Europe and North America. Due to fact that every 8/10 white guy you meet his name either starts or ends with John, so the word Johnny Man was created.
Hey Johnny Man do you think eminem is the best rapper ever?
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A type of haircut worn by treaty kids named Johnny
also known as Surfer cut or Bowl cut
"johnny look at your haircut, its a surfer cut, no a bowl cut. its a Johnny-Cut"
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1. verb. to have a wardrobe consisting of only jersey. thus, making one a jersey whore
2. verb. to be desperate for girls. one would go as far as violating the golden rule of "bros before hoes" in order to get girls.
Ex.1: "Hey didnt you wear that james jersey yesterday?"
"Noo. its another one"
"HOLY. you just pulled a johnny"
Ex.2: "o man that guy just pulled a johnny. what a pimp. what a BSER"
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The quantitative mixture of malt liquor, bagged/boxed crisp white wine. This lovely cocktail is crisp and refreshing, while providing you with the alcohol percentage you need to have a fun filled evening.
Dude i was drinking some Johnny Appleseed and shared it with this chick, she became my wife after!
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