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Redirecting a kiss with a firmly placed hand (See: "stiff arm") toward the area of the male genitalia in hopes of receiving fellatio.
I dident want to make out with her so I pulled the ol' dirty johnson
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Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.
"Man, did you see Drew last night?"
"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"
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A guy with an even smaller PP but still shows it to 14 year olds over a video call. They also have a granny fetish.
Person 1:Who’s the guy that likes grannies and young girls
Person 2: Oh that’s Coby Johnson
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When you are having sex, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your cock. Than you continue to have sex (if you can)
"How'd you break your arm?"
"I tried to Ron-Johnson my girlfriend and she flipped me off the bed."
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The act of wiping your partners running nose with a swift movement of your penis; swift johnsoning
I just swift Johnsoning my girlfriends runny nose
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Literally a direct translation to "Man Bitch".
Man that guy is a real Brandon Johnson.
He has a purse? Wow... what a Brandon Johnson.
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sexual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral sex upon the male.
yea i tricked that bitch into giving me a dirty johnson
man you could never pull a dirty johnson
i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson
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