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The tiniest of towns (as long as you're defining a town as three churches, a movie theater, a couple run-down shacks and a gas station). Conveniently squished between Morristown and Hyde Park. No one ever passes it/visits it except to continue on towards Stowe or attend the local college (Johnson State College) which no one has ever heard of.
Maggie: i tried to look up johnson, vt on urban dictionary, and nothing came up....
Ariana: so define it.
the bestest boyfriend in the world with a massive hog ❤️
Wow there is my boyfriend elliot johnson and his massive hog
Wire/cable used as power wire for car audio amplifiers, espcially if it's done in a half-assed way such as using cut off jumper cables because it's cheaper. Also any half-assed wiring job, especially if it's hazardous.
I checked under my hood to make sure my Johnson Wire was still wrapped around the battery terminal good.
It was clear that the kid had done some Johnson Wiring to his truck.
When you are having sex, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your cock. Than you continue to have sex (if you can)
"How'd you break your arm?"
"I tried to Ron-Johnson my girlfriend and she flipped me off the bed."
The act of wiping your partners running nose with a swift movement of your penis; swift johnsoning
I just swift Johnsoning my girlfriends runny nose
Literally a direct translation to "Man Bitch".
Man that guy is a real Brandon Johnson.
He has a purse? Wow... what a Brandon Johnson.
sexual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral sex upon the male.
yea i tricked that bitch into giving me a dirty johnson
man you could never pull a dirty johnson
i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson