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the bestest boyfriend in the world with a massive hog ❤️
Wow there is my boyfriend elliot johnson and his massive hog
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A Dark skin Male Only Known In legends that you speak about to your children, a man that has slayed so many women with his bigger than your favorite porn stars Penis, a man that has sent more women to the doctor than a gynecologist, a man that has left more girls missing than a milk carton, a man that if he has sex with your girlfriend, there is a 250% chance that you will never see her again. an Asonta' Johnson is the male above males, His penis should be made of gold an diamonds, it should have its own zip code, it should be on ebay, it should have its own commercial.
what Happened to your Girl? she Got Asonta' Johnsoned
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Wire/cable used as power wire for car audio amplifiers, espcially if it's done in a half-assed way such as using cut off jumper cables because it's cheaper. Also any half-assed wiring job, especially if it's hazardous.
I checked under my hood to make sure my Johnson Wire was still wrapped around the battery terminal good.
It was clear that the kid had done some Johnson Wiring to his truck.
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When you are having sex, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your cock. Than you continue to have sex (if you can)
"How'd you break your arm?"
"I tried to Ron-Johnson my girlfriend and she flipped me off the bed."
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The act of wiping your partners running nose with a swift movement of your penis; swift johnsoning
I just swift Johnsoning my girlfriends runny nose
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Literally a direct translation to "Man Bitch".
Man that guy is a real Brandon Johnson.
He has a purse? Wow... what a Brandon Johnson.
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sexual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral sex upon the male.
yea i tricked that bitch into giving me a dirty johnson
man you could never pull a dirty johnson
i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson
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