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Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.
"Man, did you see Drew last night?"
"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"
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The tiniest of towns (as long as you're defining a town as three churches, a movie theater, a couple run-down shacks and a gas station). Conveniently squished between Morristown and Hyde Park. No one ever passes it/visits it except to continue on towards Stowe or attend the local college (Johnson State College) which no one has ever heard of.
Maggie: i tried to look up johnson, vt on urban dictionary, and nothing came up....
Ariana: so define it.
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Redirecting a kiss with a firmly placed hand (See: "stiff arm") toward the area of the male genitalia in hopes of receiving fellatio.
I dident want to make out with her so I pulled the ol' dirty johnson
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When you are having sex, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your cock. Than you continue to have sex (if you can)
"How'd you break your arm?"
"I tried to Ron-Johnson my girlfriend and she flipped me off the bed."
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The act of wiping your partners running nose with a swift movement of your penis; swift johnsoning
I just swift Johnsoning my girlfriends runny nose
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Literally a direct translation to "Man Bitch".
Man that guy is a real Brandon Johnson.
He has a purse? Wow... what a Brandon Johnson.
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a Louis Ceilla word suposably origanated from one of his hobo friends that he meets in boston which he does alot
"Hobo Johnson! Cadillac! Windos 98!"
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