July 1

A day where u can have a girl eat ur ass

July 1st the girl can be eating u instead of her.

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July 9th

national kill andre day

Andre: oh hi there friend
You: stfu😐
Andre: what?

You: *starts blazing guns* happy national kill andre day

Andre: *dead bc it's July 9th*

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july 11th

The day where the best gays are born

Oh, she was born July 11th? Don’t even try hitting that Johnathan...

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july 9

THIS IS THE CURSED DAY WHEN DOGS DIE, IF YOU ARE BORN ON THIS YOU ARE A WITCH!

Hey, what's July 9?
DONT TALK ABOUT THAT MY DOG DIED THAT DAY

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24 july

Bluegreeners day

Don't tell them what we did the 24 july

Don't tell them that we bluegreened because of a tik tok

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July 6th

The day one of the brightest stars (Camron Boyce) past away 😭

Did you hear? Camron Boyce died on July 6th🥺

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julie beef

To Have a grudge against one's mother

Mike: You suck
Ben: Your mom sucks!
Mike: ohhhhh now we got julie beef?

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