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A graduate of the U.S. Army Airborne School, and who proudly shows off his Basic Parachutist Wings, but has only limited (or no) airborne experience since Jump School. You must perform five actual jumps to graduate Airborne School, hence the "Five Jump Chump."
Basically, a leg pretending to be an actual paratrooper.
These include soldiers who went to Jump School despite being assigned to non-Airborne billets, soldiers in an Airborne unit who have not made a Combat Jump, or soldiers who have not upgraded their Basic Jump Wings to either Senior or Master Parachutist Wings due to a lack of personal initiative.
The new battalion commander is a dipshit Five Jump Chump who hasn't seen a Drop Zone since he was a fucking lieutenant.
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An oblivious moment in one's past, where there is verification of an un recollected event or phrase's existence via a credible third party confirmation or certified documentation, in which you have never heard of said event or phrase ever being used, therefore begin to believe that you were a cloned human whose implanted memories are false and are beginning to unravel an evil conspiracy to farm out your organs to rich movie stars.
I totally jumped the shark when saying "jump the shark" was popular, making me think that you made that phrase up just to irk me, because you're mad that I'm not as old as you are and you want to mess with my head.
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A dance move in which a person will come up behind the dancer or other person and proceed to hump/dance with them until the person turns around, at which time the jump 'n hump individual runs away avoiding recognition and leaving their victim confused and stunned. The literal translation deriving from being physically jumped and then humped.
Girl: (dancing, somehow gets separated from other girls/friends)
Guy: (starts dancing behind her)
Girl: what? (starts to turn around)
Guy: (Turns to girl next to her and starts dancing looking unaware)
Girl: Watch out Meg, there's some guy here doing the Jump 'N Hump.
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A TV show from the 80's about undercover cops posing as students, to take care of youth crimes. Shot in Vancouver.
"Yo, did you watch that episode of 21 Jumpstreet last night?"
"No, it doesn't come on TV any more..."
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Mind your own business or a nicer way of saying "get the hell out of here."
Oh look Johnny is here again "hey Johnny I thought I told you to go jump in a lake."
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to have sexual intercourse
"god, you make me wanna jump your bones"
"wow, i'd jump her/his bones"
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Pulling out a used tampon and replacing it with a new one
Pulling on the string of an inserted tampon to remove it and inserting a fresh tampon in it's place is also called Bungee Jumping
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